Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
God, We’ve all been there.
My favorites include:
"Remove all your weapons!"
The Orc guards start to pat you down. As you try to conceal a dagger, your entire inventory falls out of your pouches.
The others are busy with the battle.
"I try to patch up my friend!"
Roll for Heal.
"No! Don’t do that!"
You pull two handfuls of organs out of the fallen warrior.
"This looks important!"
Um. Sorry, but you go into shock and die.
"I hate you."